Go placidly amid the spam and .coms, and remember what peace there may be
in crashed hard drives.  Speak your truth in HTML, and listen to others,
even those without so much as an ISP; they, too, have their story.  Avoid
loud and aggressive websites; they are vexations to the spirit.  Exercise
caution in your browsing, for the Internet is full of cookies and viruses.
Be your e-self.  You are a child of Cyberspace, no less than the portals
and search engines; you have a right to be here.  Be careful.  Strive to
be happy.  Always back up your files.